From cnn.com regarding Rep. Rick Santorum's (R-PA) new book:
In the book, Santorum makes the case that abortion puts the liberty rights of the mother before those of her child, just as the rights of slave owners were put before those of slaves.
"This was tried once before in America," Santorum writes. "But unlike abortion today, in most states even the slaveholder did not have the unlimited right to kill his slave."
Let's not forget the excellent noun, santorum, as coined by the lovely Dan Savage:
the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
Rick is just so gross. I feel sorry for that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter - it's getting a raw deal by being hooked up with this asshole.